FINALLY!!!!! IT'S HAPPENED TO ME. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE AND I JUST CANNOT HIDE IT!
That is me singing. That's right singing. Why do you ask? 'Cause I'm back MoFos. And boy was it rough. I mean I was knocked out. My fever reached 103.4, my throat became so inflamed that I would almost cry every time I had to swallow. I can't even tell you how difficult this was. Several days ago I posted that I was too sick to write. After that I was too sick to even do that. I almost certainly had the flu, probably H1N1. What I can tell you is: it's bad. This may be the sickest I've ever felt. So be ready people. You want lot's of elderberry, echinacea, goldenseal, vitamin C and a pantry fool of random herbs you've never heard of (and somewhere between 2 and 16 tylenol or motrin caplets). That's how I made it through. And the other thing you will need is...
Julie's Organic Pure Delight Blackberry Sorbet Bars.
Julie's Sorbet Bars are made with real fruit, certified organic and non-dairy. And best of all only 60 Calories per bar. It's all the goodness of nature's bounty blended with the finest organic ingredients produce a simple yet elegant frozen dessert.
That's right I just wrote down the description from the box. That's how impressed I am. They are as I said in a text message, to my partner LJ, (the person that procured said sorbet bars)"a mini-miracle!" Quite literally. And yes Julie is paying me $10,000 to write this down. But hey, I gotta eat sometime.
And Ohh yeah, a judge in Louisianna decided not to issue a marriage license to a couple based on the fact that their union is... "INTERRACIAL".
More on that, later in the program.